You do not turn to the Lifetime channel looking for award winning cinema because it is the home for made for TV melodramas. Over the years they have given us some wild stories. Here is a look at the movies with the most ridiculous and goofy titles ever.
Another Woman’s Husband
This movie is about two women who find out they are dating the exact same guy. It sounds super confusing but the title basically just gives the entire secret away before you even press play.
Baby for Sale
A couple wants to adopt a sweet little girl but they find out a bad lawyer wants to auction the baby away. They decide to team up with the cops to stop this illegal trading ring. You would think such a serious true story would have a much better name than this.
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
A young high school swimming star seems to have a perfect life until he gets totally hooked on bad internet sites. It came out years ago and people still laugh at how perfectly silly this title sounds today.
Drink, Slay, Love
This one sounds just like a famous travel book but it is actually about a teenage vampire who goes to a regular high school. She can somehow survive the sunlight so her family sends her there to find unsuspecting victims. It is a really funny play on words that catches you completely off guard.
Honeymoon With Mom
A bride gets left behind on her wedding day so she decides to take her mother on the tropical getaway instead. The mom actually has a secret plan to interview a famous astronaut who is staying at the same sunny resort. The name is just so strange and makes you do a double take.
Identity Theft of a Cheerleader
A thirty year old woman regrets dropping out of school so she steals a new identity to go back and become a senior cheerleader. You know exactly what the whole movie is about just by reading the poster. It is wild to think this might actually be based on things that happened in real life.
I Do (But I Don’t)
A wedding planner ends up falling head over heels for a handsome guy who turns out to be her newest client. The title sounds like a really funny joke from a sitcom and it totally fits the messy romantic drama.
I Me Wed
A woman gets so tired of going on bad dates that she actually decides to just marry herself instead. Things get really complicated when she suddenly meets a great guy and has to choose between him and her own solo marriage. It sounds like complete gibberish but it tells you exactly what crazy plot to expect.
Killing Daddy
A troubled girl goes back home to see her father after he gets really sick but she is actually looking for payback. She blames him for a family tragedy and she wants to settle the score once and for all. It is a very blunt title that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
A college girl brings home a new boyfriend who becomes dangerously obsessed with her and refuses to let her leave. Her brave mom has to uncover his dark past to save her daughter from a terrible situation. This title is so famous that they actually remade the whole movie years later and kept the exact same goofy name.
Psycho Storm Chaser
A famous weather doctor uses massive hurricanes to cover up his crimes while everyone else is busy running away. A nurse gets trapped during a big storm and she has to hide from him while keeping her patient safe. It is such a funny and ridiculous concept that you just have to watch it.
Stalked by My Doctor
A doctor saves a teenage girl and then becomes totally obsessed with following her everywhere she goes. This weird story was actually so popular that they made four more movies about this same crazy physician. It is hard to believe they stretched such a silly title into a huge franchise.
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